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JasonT's avatar

My IQ dropped 20 points reading that. Amazing that these are the best the Dems can offer. I need to go read some Sowell to recover.

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Sandra Pinches's avatar

Nevertheless, many of them are hilarious.

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Ministry of Truth's avatar

I gotta agree with pastor Steve, Musk getting access to payment data is very dangerous. The social security checks for my three grandmothers aged 151, 148 and 158 years were recently cancelled, probably because Musk is stealing the money. He's also likely using everyone's social security number to hire illegals and take out credit cards in other people's names. We all know the man has money problems.

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ElgeeR's avatar

It's apparent to me that Reps Crockett, Lee, Pressley and Dexter are putting their brilliance on tape as part of their auditions for future roles on The View. If Rep. Garcia will consider transitioning, he'd be a candidate as well.

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Sandra Pinches's avatar

LOL!

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Harald Gormsson's avatar

Why are two of the most clueless and joyless individuals in American media named Joy? Why is that?

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Tardigrade's avatar

😆

🤔

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mark wells's avatar

The amount of Dems scratching and clawing to keep racism alive is almost funny. Not to beat a dead horse, but they really have learned nothing.

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Tardigrade's avatar

'“Look, let me tell you something, I’ll take a bit of umbrage here, I’ll speak on behalf of my colleagues. We are all willing to work with anyone who’s serious about doing the work of censoring the American people and advancing progress.” — Democratic Rep. Ayanna Pressley'

Has she clarified this yet? I listened carefully to the recording, and she said the word very clearly. All I can think is that the wrong word came out of her mouth. There's no way even a Democrat could've meant this the way it sounds.

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Brad's avatar

I was hesitant to include that one because it seems like the sort of thing someone might say if they misspoke. But last I checked (late last night), there's been no clarification and she hasn't said anything about it, nor has anyone else.

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Tardigrade's avatar

😳

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Blair's avatar

If she misspoke, I think she would have corrected it by now. The ravings of a lunatic.

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Skenny's avatar

She is denouncing the oath of office she swore to. Her resignation should be accepted.

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Tardigrade's avatar

'“In ‘The Art of the Deal’ (which many covering Trump weirdly haven’t read) it’s clear a lot of what people think are literal statements are opening bids. Even his rhetoric starts higher than where it ends. You can think that’s good or bad, but it’s how to understand him.” — Matt Taibbi'

Much more articulate than my usual attempt to explain this to liberal friends, which is that Trump is a blowhard, and you can't believe everything he says; rather, to judge him, look at his actions.

This might be a good negotiating strategy, but it gifts political opponents a lot of crazy sensational headline material.

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Ministry of Truth's avatar

Taibbi is fairly charitable there, I don't think a lot of the people who write about Trump take him as literally as they pretend to.

Trump giving people headline material is part of his appeal, he always manages to trip up the media into exposing themselves as liars. He rarely crosses the line from exaggeration into deception.

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Tardigrade's avatar

Only the True Believers take him literally (many of my friends, for example). The rest take the outrageous statements and weaponize them for their own purposes.

That habit has its advantages and disadvantages.

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My Favorite Color Is Freedom's avatar

I love this every week. I’m upset and yet also entertained. Like a weird version of schadenfreude.

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Graham Cunningham's avatar

Seeing as how most of the people you have quoted sound like they must exist in a psychic parallel universe, maybe Elon Musk can figure out a cost-effective way of space-shipping them all out there for real?

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Sherry 1's avatar

Thank you! Always a great compilation!

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Anthony S.'s avatar

If the profanity, suggestions of violence, name-calling, and stupid, offensive utterances of the people quoted in this week's Quotes are any indication, the Democratic party risks being perceived as something equivalent to the comment section of a TDS Substack.

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Frank Lee's avatar

Thanks again Brad for reminding us of the fried brain condition of the most mouthy leadership of the Democrat looter crime syndicate.

I bet that there was a conversation between Musk, Vivek and Trump, where Musk said "because liberals are stupid and undisciplined animals that can be easily herded with emotional manipulation to keep showing the public how unhinged they are, let us be the lightning rod of their hysteria so you, Trump, can move forward with the rest of your agenda."

Vivek couldn't accept the hit to his media portfolio, so he softly declined.

Now it is Musk and only Musk revving up a new Democrat derangement syndrome and taking in all that negative energy to make American great again... while he still makes reusable, self-landing rockets.

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Heyjude's avatar

Love the Quotes! My husband insists that I read them aloud as we ride on our Friday morning routine. It’s the first thing he says when we get in the car- “read the quotes”.

I used to think these were selections of the most crazy. Now I see that it’s a cross section of typical lib thinking. It’s good to see how they think, because I couldn’t imagine this level of crazy on my own.

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DD's avatar

What was the point, actually, of the Garcia clown performance, referring to a picture of Musk as a "dick pic" .........Musk should "Space-X" the despicable prick......

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Marc DB's avatar

Ah, Ayanna Pressley, a fart of fetid Democratic rare. Is there a way to recall any members of Congress who belie their oath to uphold the Constitution of the United States of America. Some quick & easy.

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Cynthia M's avatar

The dems have gone batsh*t crazy! I've never seen so many off the wall lies and vulgar rhetoric. They've gone out of their frickin' minds! My own 93 year old mother says democracy is dead. I'm afraid it's going to give her a heart attack.

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