I so hope they're keeping Biden, it's really hilarious. Putin (the real one, not the guy Biden calls Putin) is probably firing all his online trolls, there really is no need anymore.
How about a rule that if you use the words "ageism" and "ableism" you have to have all future medical procedures on yourself performed by a 70 year old with down syndrome?
I'm personally hoping for Kim Kardashian, she's non-white enough that no one knows if she counts as a person of color and no one better to beat a reality TV star than another reality TV star. Throw in Julia Louis-Dreyfus as a running mate, she has experience pretending to be a vice president and you got a winning ticket. Only way for Trump to win on diversity grounds is if he picks Vivek Ramaswamy and forces him to transition to female (also makes him a lesbian) and convert to Islam.
Or maybe just hand the country back to the Brits. You had a good run, it's time to come back to the empire.
Thank you. I look forward to these every week. There should be a reporter/politician wikipedia that tracks all of the stupid things these people say. Maybe we can give them some kind of a yelp rating to symbolize their stupidity.
I've always looked forward to this weekly substack, but since the debate, Quotes and Links has become comedic gold. Keep up the great work!
I so hope they're keeping Biden, it's really hilarious. Putin (the real one, not the guy Biden calls Putin) is probably firing all his online trolls, there really is no need anymore.
How about a rule that if you use the words "ageism" and "ableism" you have to have all future medical procedures on yourself performed by a 70 year old with down syndrome?
The Democrats have only one way to avoid disaster. Run George Clooney.
I'm personally hoping for Kim Kardashian, she's non-white enough that no one knows if she counts as a person of color and no one better to beat a reality TV star than another reality TV star. Throw in Julia Louis-Dreyfus as a running mate, she has experience pretending to be a vice president and you got a winning ticket. Only way for Trump to win on diversity grounds is if he picks Vivek Ramaswamy and forces him to transition to female (also makes him a lesbian) and convert to Islam.
Or maybe just hand the country back to the Brits. You had a good run, it's time to come back to the empire.
Don't say this. Kim Kardashian would pull in no less than 40% of the vote. I'm scared to say maybe even more.
Great recap!
The WSJ article is behind a pay wall. Not a huge problem, but some classic liberals are genuinely poor.
Sorry about that, here you go:
https://archive.ph/cfLSi
Thanks!!!
Thank you. I look forward to these every week. There should be a reporter/politician wikipedia that tracks all of the stupid things these people say. Maybe we can give them some kind of a yelp rating to symbolize their stupidity.
Brilliant.