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Valerie's avatar

Honestly, I can’t imagine either Biden or Trump doing a push-up.

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David Burse's avatar

"Transgendered women do not have male anatomy"

I need some help sorting this one out. Is a "transgendered woman" an actual woman (and therefore does not have male anatomy) who is role-playing as a man? Or is a "transgendered woman" an actual man (and therefore does have male anatomy, unless he has had said anatomy surgically removed) who is role-playing as a woman? Or does she mean that male anatomy is female anatomy and vice versa, just depending on how a person labels their anatomy?

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Brad's avatar

She means a biological male doesn't have male anatomy if that biological male says he's a woman.

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David Burse's avatar

So his penis and testicles are female anatomy? I guess that makes sense. I mean, it makes no sense, whatsoever, but it makes sense that she said something that makes no sense.

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Ministry of Truth's avatar

I think we need a new terms, the term "mangina" has been around already, how about calling "her penis" a "she-nis"?

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Ministry of Truth's avatar

And if my grandma says she has wheels she's a bus.

So if a biological female says she's a man she doesn't need tampons anymore? Why all the furor over that topic then?

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David Burse's avatar

I think these people would say she still needs tampons because her male uterus keeps leaking blood into, and out of, her very male vagina every month. Do you know nothing about male uteruses?

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Ministry of Truth's avatar

Don't you know that menstruation was invented by the patriarchy to oppress women and sell tampons? It's in the name, MENstruation. And it's "his very male vagina" you bigot!

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David Burse's avatar

Guilty. I am bigoted at anyone so ignorant of or blinded by their ideology to acknowledge human biology

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CaliforniaLost's avatar

Pretty soon, the Dems will legislate that we all have our junk removed, because keeping it confuses everyone else and, of course, it would be for "our safety".

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Ministry of Truth's avatar

Castrating everyone would also prevent all rape and sexual assault, reduce CO2 emissions and probably strongly reverse the immigration situation so there is even something in it for Republicans.

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CaliforniaLost's avatar

When my wife took my black lab to the vet to be neutered, she seemed extremely chipper, and when they got home, the look on his face...

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David Burse's avatar

"she seemed extremely chipper"

I'm thinking there is a typo in there, or your male dog identifies as a female?

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CaliforniaLost's avatar

The first to lose in the war of posting on Substack during meetings was grammar.

Sorry, my wife seemed chipper, though my dog got the chipper!!!

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David Burse's avatar

To be fair, my junk did cause me a lot trouble when I was a young man, so maybe having them all removed would be safer. Plus, all the money you'd save by not having children.

Or maybe this is the right way to go (this song came out a couple of decades before its time):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

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Ministry of Truth's avatar

If Biden gets re-elected he'll put "puberty blockers" in the water to chemically castrate everyone. No one should have a higher testosterone level than him!

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CaliforniaLost's avatar

King Missle!!

We, as a people here in the US, have been acting like lap dogs for decades, we might as well go full eunuch.

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DD's avatar

......."I literally burst into tears. I couldn't figure out how any of this makes sense.".....yep

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Ministry of Truth's avatar

“I’ll bet you anything that Joe Biden could beat the daylights out of Trump in a push-up contest, for example. And Trump knows it too.”

My dad can beat up your dad. Let's do feats of strength instead of a debate since Biden isn't up to one cognitively. RFK Jr. still goes hard in the gym so he'd probably win that - we can probably blame the mRNA if Trump and Biden lose to him ;)

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Clever Pseudonym's avatar

“When you spend your days reading infographics reminding you that being silent means being on the side of the oppressor, having a flesh-and-blood oppressor-in-training eating your spaghetti and meatballs can feel like a waking nightmare.”

Let's save this for December's Best Comments of the Year Round-up, it will be hard to top.

“When you spend your days reading infographics reminding you that being silent means being on the side of the oppressor..." Someone pls find me the infographic that "reminds" you of this!

"being silent means being on the side of the oppressor"...Thus babbling hysterical narcissistic nonsense is the true path to liberation! Who is the "oppressor" here? Reality? Existence? The failure to remove every ache and pain and ego bruise on the road to Utopia?

"having a flesh-and-blood oppressor-in-training eating your spaghetti and meatballs can feel like a waking nightmare.” I remember my mom losing patience with me when I was a kid, but "a flesh-and-blood oppressor-in-training"?? How deranged and twisted does anyone have to be to even think (never mind write) this?? I guess nothing matters more for your children than making them good soldiers in the Permanent Revolution, anything less would be damning their souls to Hell.

Won't someone please save the oppressed lady journalists of our upscale Left clerisy from the "waking nightmare" they've locked themselves inside, where their favorite slogan "The Personal is Political" has become a crippling neurotic monomania where everything that doesn't flatter and agree with them becomes the equivalent of the Middle Passage?

I'm starting to think their Handmaid's Tale hysteria isn't a warning cry but more like a subconscious wish they can't quite articulate—what level of actual oppression could make these ladies any more deranged and miserable than they already are??

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Ministry of Truth's avatar

A child with almost zero power is somehow an oppressor (in-training)? It's also great that they seem to be believe it's inborn. Next time don't have a white kid is all I can recommend. Or get a cat, you're less likely to abuse that into becoming a spree killer.

It's exactly those kinds of attitudes that drive boys away.

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Clever Pseudonym's avatar

and men!

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Blair's avatar

Insanity. Absolute insanity.

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CaliforniaLost's avatar

I think reading all of those quotes took 5 points off of my IQ.

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Marc DB's avatar

The Gemini controversy proves that a computer can’t held accountable. Therefore no computer should be allowed to make a decision that can affect humans. Call it Azimov’s 4th Law of Robotics.

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Marc DB's avatar

Brad, you must have an iron constitution to bear this unending filtering of this Liberal hatred each week. I applaud your work. Oh, yeah, let’s start a Go Fund Me to buy Whoopi a one way ticket to North Korea so she can see what it’s like in a one party state.

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mark wells's avatar

I'm paywalled at WSJ, so this may have been addressed in the article, but the fact that Hogwarts Legacy was the best selling game of 2023 leads me to believe that most folks either agree with Rowling or at least aren't bothered by her stance. It also backs up my belief that the poor performance of the recent movies was because they were not good and the casting was awful.

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Brad's avatar

Also seems noteworthy that HBO has a Harry Potter series coming out in 2026.

https://deadline.com/2024/02/harry-potter-tv-series-max-release-date-cast-1235323284/

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Ministry of Truth's avatar

“To me, a death threat is different from a violent bomb threat.” I'm really wondering what the difference is between a regular and a violent bomb threat. Is the violent bomb threat written on a brick thrown through your window?

It's also quite interesting how there seems to be not a lot of detail on Tay Tays background on the internet. She certainly values her privacy.

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Timothy G McKenna's avatar

How come nobody mention “Mossad” in the same breath as “Jeffrey Epstein”?

Their A#1 standard operating procedure for controlling foreign assets is honey traps. I mean, who else could have set up a smarmy jackass like Epstein and then taken care of him, terrifying anyone with any knowledge of the underpinnings of his operation and ensuring that Epstein’s secrets died with him?

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